Our Cat's a Ghost

This one is for our neighbor who doesn't believe we have a cat 

​​Our neighbor thinks our cat’s a ghost
Because he’s never seen him
I show him photos
But he shakes his head
And says, we can Photoshop anything
 
He feeds our cat when we’re not home
But he’s never seen him
But something eats the food he leaves
And something poops in the cat box
 
It’s a ghost he insists
Your house is haunted
I’m sure it is
There is no cat
 
He’s partially right
Our house is haunted
But we do have a cat, along with some ghosts
Or I may be hallucinating
 
Maybe our cat’s a ghost

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